Friday, October 12, 2012

Speechless..


She is simple as a trigonometric ‘Problem’
But her ‘Cuteness’ is a huge ‘Problem’J

Traditional attire suits her ‘Well’
Often wonder did she ever ‘Yell’.

Melody of her voice makes me ‘Smile’
‘Temptation’ says, let’s listen her again for a ‘While’.

Never annoys when it comes to ‘Convincing’
Her dominating innocence guards her from ‘Befooling’.

Always behind exploring hidden ‘Talent’
Heart forgets its rhythm whenever she is ‘Silent’.

Tears are to be barred from her ‘Vicinity’
My soul at work till her ‘Eternity’.

Her attributes seem to be someone’s ‘Doppelganger’
Or perhaps its ‘coincidence’ making the bond ‘Longer’.

Uniqueness in every moment spent makes me ‘Wonder’
Is it ‘Reincarnation’ or a highly classified ‘Blunder’?
Talking to her is as simple as ‘Nut-cracking’
No hesitation, no stammering & no ‘Ice-breaking’!

Her songs equipped with stress relieving ‘Hormone’
I say to myself, can I ever leave her ‘Alone’?

Compliment is something she owns a treasure of
‘Adorable’ is the word I have been thinking of.

Never been so keen in making someone ‘Laugh’
Still figuring out what happened to me since a week and a ‘Half’.

A new achievement in virtual togetherness is now a daily ‘Routine’
Never felt this way in the past ‘Eighteen’.

Every minute, every second is now ‘Accountable’
Its time to say, I know someone damn ‘Presentable’.

Always be an ‘Asset’ not a ‘Liability’ to ‘Anyone’
That’s the funda of ‘Accounting’ ‘All-in-One’.

Extremely overburdened with your debt so ‘Colossal’
‘Keep smiling always’ that’s my only ‘Proposal’.
No need of any return for my doctoral ‘Advice’
Just be happy, keep smiling that would ‘Suffice’.

‘Selflessness’ is something which is obsolete in this ‘World’
Be a little selfish & you can rule over this ‘World’.

‘Trust’ is the ‘Key’ which I generally lose with ‘Time’
Trust me all, it’s the filthiest ‘Crime’.








 

In Depth..


She is a precious blessing “Invaluable”
Extremely ravishing, fabulous & “Adorable”.

Featured with God’s extraordinary “Attention”
Unbeatable expertise in allaying everyone’s “Tension”.

Emotional Intelligence is something she has mastered “In”
My urge to God to charge me even for her rarest of rare “Sins”.

Her every attribute seems to be a “Benchmark”
Being a lonely stranger, I can past her only in the “Dark”.

Behind this colossal happiness “Intensified”
There lies a fear in my soul, highly “Personified”.

A perennial fear of losing someone more valuable than “Life”
That resulting pain, more painful than a sharp-edged “Knife”.

The luckiest man on earth, whom she stands by “Forever”
I bet you Mr. Lucky, you needn't look back “Ever”!

Happiness, Contentment, Calmness come with her friendship as “Default”
Can’t even think of blaming her for any damn “Fault”.


If she is the “Gold”, her soul is the “Diamond”
But it’s her “Adorable” smile that makes her healthy as an “Almond”.

Seeing her in pain makes my petty heart “Sank”
Oh dear, these are the words from my heart not a “Prank”.  

My eyes would never wish to see even a single tear rolling “Down”
If at all they do, I will be the saddest man in the entire “Town”.

Her presence is my essence of “Life”
If deprived, it’s my hand & a sharp-edged “Knife”.

If at all there existed a scale to measure “Attraction”
Then it’s not gold, it’s just you, that’s my “Affirmation”.

Never accompanied by someone so “Amiable”
Oh dear God! How can someone be so “Adorable”?

Whenever she seems to be in my “Vicinity”
My happiness level reaches beyond “Infinity”.


Friday, March 9, 2012

IS THAT IT?

The foremost thing which someone craves for throughout his/her entire life is a blend of praise, admiration, adulation and appreciation. It’s something which gives someone immense pleasure, though momentarily, but worth a million dollar. Practically, it’s the basic key of achieving success through the BACKGATE, be it any sort of fight viz. luring a girl, being sycophant to your boss or a hopeless interview, no matter how bare the chances of success are.
For instance, in case of luring a girl, you just need to admire her aesthetics and her attributes at the same time. If a boy is skilled at that, no power can restrict him from being a “Playboy”. Howsoever crucial the situation is, you will always be on the winning side if you know this skill. But in such scenario, there is never any room for truthfulness, honesty, veraciousness and faith. That’s something really weird about it because although it takes your soul on cloud 9 but the centre of such pleasure lies within an enormous circle inscribing a blend of elements like lie, conspiracy, hatred, sycophancy and betrayal. So, why the hell we let this fateful circle encircle our brain cells and paralyze them forever? Is this sort of momentarily pleasure justified? Oh hell no dear! Moreover, this is a proven fact that if you get to know about the invalidity of someone’s admiration for you, it really hurts big time. On the contrary, if someone’s admiration is testified, it boosts up the feeling of such admiration by many folds. That’s a practical truth/hardship of life.
So, what’s the harm in being “Yourself” in front of others? Though it might become a hurdle to your aspirations but there do lay tremendous long term benefits. There is a well proven fact of life that a person projects his/her real traits only to himself/herself .For the rest, its always the fake one with varying degrees depending upon the intimacy levels. And it’s practically impossible to alter this phenomenon because of the very human nature termed “Insecurity”. The only thing which can be done to salvage your soul from such nasty “Entanglement” of this fake world is to be honest to yourself and to others, who are worth trusting, as everybody is surrounded by those filthy Rats who will eventually force you to believe that “Honesty is a fucking policy” through their asocial luring acts.
So, it should be the immense treasure of pleasure we should crave for rather than getting be fooled with mere specimens of undue pleasure coated with elements of lies and dishonesty.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

∂υ∂є...ƒαηтαѕιzє тнє ƒυтυяє......!ツ

Though the title seems to be an act towards consolation but according to me it’s about escorting a nomad lost in the self-paved path of life. Since the word “fantasizing” usually stocks up your imagination concerned with the opposite sex, so this all stuff is focussed towards the youth era.
As our elders & philosophers rightly commented that youth era is quite critical & unripped one, so although it’s quite obvious to you all “readers” that this all stuff perhaps gonna piss you off with all those crapy critism & sarcasm labelled on you but believe me friends....this stuff is something you would love to read & implement in life.
Ok fine....to begin with “the jhatkes”(meaning problems) of the youth , let’s begin with the the most genuine & crucial one rather than focussing on the “no care” agonies of life...viz job & livelihood worries , family tensions , inferior complexities etc. And that genuine jhatka is in lieu with getting a life partner but for the present scenario it’s specifically – girl friends or boyfriends.
This burning discussion achieves great heights of interest in association with males as compared to females...why..?? That’s bcoz we all know, the poor sex ratio of our country (exclusive statistics which includes only dashing boys n gals) which really sucks for boys leading to frustration, desperation, humiliation bla bla bla.....whatever it is.
But now onwards don’t worry...just chill bcoz I m gonna suggest a “ramband “(meaning never disappointing) solution to resolve this problem. We all (boys) know what really happens in adolescence that we rush to impress girls to date & label them as our girlfriends. But in nearly 70% of the cases the real motive of all such drama is to humiliate & piss off other boys with their brand new ATTITUDE PRODUCTION MACHINE installed and R&D by their girlfriends deep in the soul of the boys. So, the problem now becomes self –anticipatory, especially to those who underwent this....i.e. the feeling of hatred, frustration, despiracy & discomfort for not hanging around with a pretty girlfriend. Dude, this feeling is naturally very painful...bcoz that ATTITUDE PRODUCTION MACHINE produces “Jealousy” as a scrap by –product that is forwarded to us—no girl boys. So, out of desperation, we try befriending a girl by hook or by crook.Thus, neglecting some really concerned issues of life like studies, personality development, and livelihood plans etc.
So once this sucking machine is uninstalled or poisoned with some virus then definitely that’s gonna give a worthy solution our problem. So as the title suggest “Try fantasizing the future “although specifically its “Try fantasizing your Dream girl”, her attributes, style & above all what extra ordinary qualities u would prefer in her. It’s more or less like assembling a ROBOT. Try adding world class features & attractions in her as this act is gonna give you TWIN BENEFIT. Firstly it would keep you away from the horny comments cum queries like, “Who’s your girl..?” bcoz u would then have a default answer...”My types is just gonna flash soon”. And secondly, this answer of yours will not only shut others mouth off but also drives away your bounded mind into your fantasy world which is yet to be explored. Thus now u can focus on the other concerned stuffs of life as a lot of RAM as well as ROM WILL BE SET FREE. And by the time your fantasy world exploration project is over, your DREAMGIRL will be at your door step. Although this sounds doubtful , but trust me my friends this really works bcoz of the simple reason that this very act of yours has indirectly saved you from innumerable sins like heart-breaking , disrespecting other’s feelings , lies , show-offs & above all u are saved from execrations by fellow boys. Consequently, you would prove yourself adorable & sincere to God with no past record of sins, as far as this matter is concerned. Then, according to the GOD’S GOLDEN RULE, “THE ONE WHO DO LESS SINS, LEADS THE CROWD TO REGISTER THEIR WISHES”, you have bright chances to get your DREAMGIRL.But the waiting period is not yet defined & varies from person to person in a random order. But dude...you don’t worry this theory of randomization under research. SO DUDE...WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR..??? LET YOUR FANTASY BEGIN.....

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

тσ тнαηк α ѕρє¢ιαℓ ƒяιєη∂.....●•∙

ITS FOR A TRUE FRIEND....
When an infant performs a heart-winning deed, his parents never ever forget to appreciate him. The one & only reason of such an act is that , appreciation is the only master key so far existing, which can unfailingly crack the inter-locking system which now-a-days prevails in the soul of every human being.
But when I think about u, I fail to personify u neither as the infant nor as the parent. But to some extent, I can imagine you as an extraordinary person who not only tried to unlock the highly sophisticated locking system installed in my soul but also came out with flying colors in this task.
Thus, you are that special infant who has tried performing only heart-winning deeds for me but unfortunately, never got expected appreciation. So, now I owe u a brimming river of appreciation which I am planning to fill up drop by drop. But, God has made me incapable to fix myself anywhere around that parent, as I failed to offer u that level of appreciation which u deserved & me everyday dying under your debt. Hope I can pay your debt soon, as I have not any special valuable asset yet, to mortgage.
People often get influenced by the advanced & rocking lifestyle of cities & towns, but sometimes end up in deep troubles. It’s worth praising that amidst such a scenario, there are still some extra ordinary species like you, who always stay firm at their ideas, customs & strong determination. Never mind, even though a bit of hurdles restrict & sometimes divert u from your golden path. I know your life is not an expressway but I can assure u that it’s not less than a National Highway, where u would often find potholes & unnecessary but deliberately constructed speed breakers. But u don’t worry..! I will always be there to do the patch work on which ever path u travel...
I can feel the gravity of your agony which used to impinge into your heart during your pre college days....but at the same time, I find myself so weak, so as to hold on the box full of proud which u gifted me with. I whole heartedly appreciate your tolerance & “never give up” attitude. To be very frank, u are very special for me......
At times, it happens that we don’t get what we aimed for . I guess that it surely fills up our heart with grief & despair which is sometimes continuously intensified by our parents when our hard work is just a little bit insufficient to pay for our success. Never mind, just chill out....life isn’t so focussed for u. It is so only for “frogs in a well” like me.....so you don’t worry.
The nature has shaped a new path for you carved in pearl stones & paved in with diamonds, which leads u to the same destiny which you dreamed of. And the most exciting & consoling feature of this way is that this God-gifted way is an expressway with no potholes & hurdles. So, enjoy your college life to the fullest & live every moment blended with glitters & stars....kya pata ye sabb kal ho na ho.......
My best wishes for a true friend......!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

тнσυgн υηυѕυαℓ вυт ιт нαρρєηѕ...!!!●•∙

...Life,though provides a marvelous platform to excel our imagination & dreams come true ,but for some unfortunates life seldomly becomes beyond imagination.It happens with a good number of masses, but i would like to illustrate it with the help of the genuine experiences of a common man.To begin with,he tries to imagine beyond his expectation as influenced by human nature of endless greed.Then, even after having failed innumerable times,he tries atleast once more, in the similar fashion with the same motto to attain his imaginary wish, now by transversing different alternative paths.Though this behaviour is obvious since its our inborn instinct to try atleast once after failure but the difference lies in the outcomes which vary from person to person.
Now,after having adopted a variety of paths & witnessing a blend of pleasure & hurdles on his tour,he ends up into a state of frustation since all the paths led him to a dead end.Seems quite unusual and should be so,as it happens with unusual people only,who get everything what they deserve & sometimes even much more but they never get what they dreamed of.
The other side,where there exist people for whom the outcomes are full of glitters and stars.These people are born lucky not in every aspect but unfailingly excel in the art of getting their dreams come true, and they really enjoy life to the fullest and never lose their hopes.
But what about that unfortunate guy?He ultimately ends up in a dilemma which is quite difficult to get rid of.Sometimes, he takes his fascinating feathers of imagination n dreams to a halt and starts a monotonous life, busy within himself & gets cut off with the glittering world,loses hope,adopt resolutions etc.Thus,deleting the most common word,"dream" from the dictionary carved deep in his soul....
Moreover, there exists one more path for him to adopt in order to end up this dilemma with...i.e. to take an unexpected jump from the top of a cliff to deep inside the ocean ......i.e. he can try deteriorating his level of imagination to a lower level.He would try dreaming of what he is sure of getting not only to hike his TRP with such small successes but also to build extreme self-confidence in this particular art . Although, he plans to gradually take his level of imagination up so as to recover from the deadly crash he had earlier,but what if he ensures a debt in this business during his very first dream?
Just try imagining his future.....

ιтѕ яєαℓℓソ νєяソ ραιηƒυℓℓ.●•∙

an unusual way to propose a girl...!!!

Boy says,"i can make out easily that behind your sweet & adorable smile there lies a deep sea of sorrow.....isnt it..??
i know its human nature that we feel quite lonely when our close close friends fall in love & get committed and thus forgetting us unknowingly leading to loneliness....
so may i have the pleasure to turn the sorrow in the soul of the sweetest girl in the world into the world of glitters and stars.....
frankly speaking.....TUJHME RABB DIKHTA HAI YAARA MEIN KYA KARUNN..."