∂υ∂є...ƒαηтαѕιzє тнє ƒυтυяє......!ツ

Though the title seems to be an act towards consolation but according to me it’s about escorting a nomad lost in the self-paved path of life. Since the word “fantasizing” usually stocks up your imagination concerned with the opposite sex, so this all stuff is focussed towards the youth era.
As our elders & philosophers rightly commented that youth era is quite critical & unripped one, so although it’s quite obvious to you all “readers” that this all stuff perhaps gonna piss you off with all those crapy critism & sarcasm labelled on you but believe me friends....this stuff is something you would love to read & implement in life.
Ok fine....to begin with “the jhatkes”(meaning problems) of the youth , let’s begin with the the most genuine & crucial one rather than focussing on the “no care” agonies of life...viz job & livelihood worries , family tensions , inferior complexities etc. And that genuine jhatka is in lieu with getting a life partner but for the present scenario it’s specifically – girl friends or boyfriends.
This burning discussion achieves great heights of interest in association with males as compared to females...why..?? That’s bcoz we all know, the poor sex ratio of our country (exclusive statistics which includes only dashing boys n gals) which really sucks for boys leading to frustration, desperation, humiliation bla bla bla.....whatever it is.
But now onwards don’t worry...just chill bcoz I m gonna suggest a “ramband “(meaning never disappointing) solution to resolve this problem. We all (boys) know what really happens in adolescence that we rush to impress girls to date & label them as our girlfriends. But in nearly 70% of the cases the real motive of all such drama is to humiliate & piss off other boys with their brand new ATTITUDE PRODUCTION MACHINE installed and R&D by their girlfriends deep in the soul of the boys. So, the problem now becomes self –anticipatory, especially to those who underwent this....i.e. the feeling of hatred, frustration, despiracy & discomfort for not hanging around with a pretty girlfriend. Dude, this feeling is naturally very painful...bcoz that ATTITUDE PRODUCTION MACHINE produces “Jealousy” as a scrap by –product that is forwarded to us—no girl boys. So, out of desperation, we try befriending a girl by hook or by crook.Thus, neglecting some really concerned issues of life like studies, personality development, and livelihood plans etc.
So once this sucking machine is uninstalled or poisoned with some virus then definitely that’s gonna give a worthy solution our problem. So as the title suggest “Try fantasizing the future “although specifically its “Try fantasizing your Dream girl”, her attributes, style & above all what extra ordinary qualities u would prefer in her. It’s more or less like assembling a ROBOT. Try adding world class features & attractions in her as this act is gonna give you TWIN BENEFIT. Firstly it would keep you away from the horny comments cum queries like, “Who’s your girl..?” bcoz u would then have a default answer...”My types is just gonna flash soon”. And secondly, this answer of yours will not only shut others mouth off but also drives away your bounded mind into your fantasy world which is yet to be explored. Thus now u can focus on the other concerned stuffs of life as a lot of RAM as well as ROM WILL BE SET FREE. And by the time your fantasy world exploration project is over, your DREAMGIRL will be at your door step. Although this sounds doubtful , but trust me my friends this really works bcoz of the simple reason that this very act of yours has indirectly saved you from innumerable sins like heart-breaking , disrespecting other’s feelings , lies , show-offs & above all u are saved from execrations by fellow boys. Consequently, you would prove yourself adorable & sincere to God with no past record of sins, as far as this matter is concerned. Then, according to the GOD’S GOLDEN RULE, “THE ONE WHO DO LESS SINS, LEADS THE CROWD TO REGISTER THEIR WISHES”, you have bright chances to get your DREAMGIRL.But the waiting period is not yet defined & varies from person to person in a random order. But dude...you don’t worry this theory of randomization under research. SO DUDE...WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR..??? LET YOUR FANTASY BEGIN.....